Friday, April 19, 2013

Someone's Pinched My Winkle

Ooh-err! Rolf Harris, the greatest living Australian, has been arrested, sorry, questioned under caution, for sex offences. 83-year-old Harris, whose real name is Rolf Harris, now lives, appropriately enough, in Berkshire, having first arrived in the UK in 1952.

Two little boys are helping police with the enquiry.

4 comments:

  1. I always wondered why he needed to tie that kangaroo down.

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  2. Bet you wished it was Susan

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  3. Well known HK winkle pincher says pinching the winkles of chinese men is cruel because their winkles are so tiny and hard to pinch. She said it would be like pinching an ant.

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  4. Once again my simple theory proves correct: If it's on TV and looks like a pedo, it's probably a pedo.

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