Friday, April 19, 2013

Someone's Pinched My Winkle

Ooh-err! Rolf Harris, the greatest living Australian, has been arrested, sorry, questioned under caution, for sex offences. 83-year-old Harris, whose real name is Rolf Harris, now lives, appropriately enough, in Berkshire, having first arrived in the UK in 1952.

Two little boys are helping police with the enquiry.

English As She Is Wrote

The Daily Telegraph's "Social Affairs Editor", John Bingham, seems to be targeting the chav market with his headline "Paralysed man taking on Tony Nicklinson right-to-die mantle waves anonymity".

Towards the end of the report, we are told that the handicapped person in question, one Paul Lamb,"cannot use any of his limbs other than a slight movement in one hand". Perhaps that is the ckufing "wave" Mr. Bingham is referring too. Either that, or Bingham doesn't bother to check his own work. (The report and headline have been online for 20 hours at the time of posting.)