Monday, October 1, 2012

An Apple A Day

Overheard this morning at Deep Water Bay, a British male in around his 30s, saying to his pal "I was talking on my i-Phone this morning ...". WTF sort of retarded thing is that for a grown man to say? It's a ckufing phone. What brand it is is redundant unless you are a teenager. Just saying you were on the phone is pretty much redundant already.

What next .. "I'm going to walk to my BMW in my Timberlands and go for a Haagen-Dazs"? Twat.

Wear what you want, drive what you want, buy what you want, but don't think any of the rest of us give Ckuf One.

This brand obsession extends to even having lists of which brands are "coolest". People are so stupid they have to have someone else decide for them which products will make them feel best about themselves. So, go ahead and buy your Apple phone and then write to the SCuM Post like the chap last week complaining that Apple had ckufed him royally in the arse with problems upgrading from the previous gadget to the i-Phone 5. How cool is that?

1 comment:

  1. I never understand this obsession with being the first to get hold of any new piece of technology, unless it does something really revolutionary that couldn't be done before. Whether it's a new iPhone or a new release of Windows, if you buy it as soon as it comes out, you are just doing free testing for the seller. Far better to wait until the technofreaks have found all the bugs and then get the updated software with fewer errors.