Is It Just Me, Or Is Everything Tish?

China claims that the Spratleys are and always have been part of China, yet its navy can't even find its way around them without running aground; Britain reserves special routes for the Olympics, yet the athletes' coach drivers get lost on the way to the Olympic village; the Olympics organisers can't find enough people for physical security, yet they can find people to police small businesses and prevent them from using words like "summer" in order to protect McDonalds and Coca-Cola.